May 2012
3 posts
April 2012
10 posts
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
– (via nooruddinmalik)
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Magical Deductions ⚡☂: ok lets see if that thing... →
magicaldeductions:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look,…
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chadisawesomer:
OG ass little kid
lil man just wants to smoke wit cigawettes.
March 2012
26 posts
Text to 911 is coming
cnnmoneytech:
The FCC is in the midst of a Text-to-911 exhibition fair this week. I fully expect us to see this in the next few years:
-David
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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Procrastination Haiku fail
This is due next week
I work best under pressure
This leaves me tired
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
If Fox News covered the Civil Rights movement of...
cheappoet:
February 2012
16 posts